We get a sterile badger and train him/her to brew the most amazing ginger beer.
Everyone knows that badgers are beverage connoisseurs. Up until now most badgers have been kept out of the brewing scene by the Italian rodent underbelly. Starting with a range of keen startup badgers in bespoke craft breweries we shall start a rebellion. Once these craft breweries are established we will have blindfolded hipsters try to describe the beer back to the badgers who if displeased will disembowel the hipster. Media rights have already been discussed with SBS.
Science has proven time after time that people can’t dislike badgers and beer so this will really connect with everyone. It’s science.
Children love badgers and badgers love children so do it for them.
Fortunately badgers are foragers and so can look after themselves. I will need to spend most of the money on worming tablets and poker chips.
Once up and running badgers have an average of 3 pups per year making this a sustainable family run business in only 4 years. “Local, Family and Sustainable” even Abbott could get on board with that.
My Skills: I have connections in the underworld after a vacation living with badgers in Little Middleton (UK).